The Wandering Deity's World

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Shoot me people for being so bored and choosing today's topic. Like I will ever care. HA!

According to wikipedia:

Plagiarism (from the Latin plagiare, "to kidnap") is the practice of claiming, or implying, original authorship of (or incorporating material from) someone else's written or creative work, in whole or in part, into one's own without adequate acknowledgement. Unlike cases of forgery, in which the authenticity of the writing, document, or some other kind of object, itself is in question, plagiarism is concerned with the issue of false attribution.

Which brings to mind why I find it emphatically difficult to believe some of those blogs written by "pseudo" writers. Sure this is a free world, and we have this freedom of speech, freedom to express those covert thoughts. Bla, bla, bla. Yadda. Yadda. Yadda. Yeah sure, I understand that.

However, I feel immensely sorry for the ones from whom these phony bloggers stole the contents of their blogs without due acknowledgement. Is it too difficult to link the source in your  blog? Or is it too embarassing to admit that you really can't compose a decent essay? It's alright. We all start from nonsensical blurbs. Nothing wrong with that.

I am no great writer myself, I know that. I, however, make sure that my entries are ORIGINAL. Or if I am forced to quote from a source, I make sure I LINK BACK!

Can't scrawl something of your own? Draft those dogmas in your native tongue, if you are not sure of the grammar. I'm sure nobody would mind. I won't mind. Do you mind?

Note to readers. Next time you want to impress your peers with your writing skills, make sure they will never find out where you stole those lines from. Ngork! It's so sad that you debase your friends' intelligence with those forged entries of yours.

How sad.

Go ahead and bitch about it. Make sure your grammar's right. While you're at it, go check out the meaning of INTEGRITY.

By the way, go figure the significance of the twin's picture. LOL!

I got an invite in yahoo 360 from this person who calls himself Mr. Greasy Dargo. Name sounds lame, I denied but before I did so, I checked his blog and found this entry. The person in focus looks very familiar and I remember adding him some months ago.

However, when that jerk started sending me all those "moronic" messages, I deleted him from my friend's list. Not only that. I put him on ignore mode and reported him to yahoo, which yahoo never acknowledged.

I knew the guy is bullshit. Reading his messages before was a total waste of time. I can't even remember what went into my head and added him despite of his creepy dorky douchy yahoo id and worst even read his messages. Yikes. He had the nerve of telling me once that he won't send me a plane ticket to Italy if I don't show him my boobs. Dang! Do I look like a desperate imbecile ho for someone to even say that to me?

He's a classic example of an ONLINE MANIAC PERVE DOUCHEBAG! I feel sorry for the other girls who fell for his trap. I mean IT. Do you girls really think...?

Gah.

Are some women really that desperate? I refuse to believe that. I always thought we are the superior specie.

I'll think again...

Have you ever experienced getting annoyed to your ass, you want to spend the rest of your breathing hours plotting little evil ways of getting even? Well, scheme no more, for here are some of the great things you can do to totally ruin someone else's day.

I am planning to do them... one at a time... Hahahaha.

1. Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."

2. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")

3. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

4. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."

5. Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.

6. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

7. Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.

10. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance

11. Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads.

12. Lie to your therapist.

13. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

14. On the public bus, keep asking the driver nervously, "are we there yet?"

15. Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.

16. Repeat everything someone says as a question.

17. Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.

18. Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.

19. Throw newspapers back at paperboys.

20. When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card. (This works best if there's a line.)

21. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."

22. When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."

If and when you were done doing these stuff and you're still alive, consider yourself lucky. Trust me, no one would dare annoy you ever...

Goodluck!

*source - getannoyed.com

Marissa sent me this open letter to architects penned by Annie Choi. And she wrote that my writing style is similar to Ms. Choi's, which was really cool, considering I have never read any of her work yet. What's even more sensational is that Ms. Choi has authored and published the hilarious book, "Happy Birthday or Whatever".  I was like, flattered deliriously. Although I'd be honored to be identified with Robert Fulghum or David Sedaris, my two favorite essayists of all times, a fast-rising author like Ms. Choi herself is likewise gracious.

I googled Annie to know her more and found her website. Read her reaction on how an innocent letter to building designers of the world generated hate and love letters from all over the universe. I Left a comment telling her how sad it is that some people can not take a jabber. Then, she actually replied to my comment! Awesome. I feel close to her already.

The letter which attracted varying reactions from architects and non-architects alike reminded me of a date I had a long time ago with an Indian draftsman. From aperitif to main entree, all he could talk about was the notable benchmarks of prehistoric and modern era, etcetera, etcetera.

The highlight of the dinner I think, was when he mentioned something like wanting to meet the creators of the Great Pyramids of Giza. I forgot now why he's dying to meet them. When I bluntly told him that  to be able to do that, he has to go to Houston, Texas and send out a signal; he gave me a dumbfounded look... the look that I will never forget for as long as I live... the look that is more like, What the bleep are you talking about Mj?

I never heard from him after that date. He probably figured out how to contact them and they have decided to abduct him, for all I know.

I admitted in one of my earliest posts that I used to be addicted to chatting. That changed when I met the BF. I no longer spend long hours conversing with just anybody online. These days, chatting means few online friends, old friends, family, my son and the BF. I don't entertain casual chats anymore. I got tired of all the BS that some perverted people do online.

Anyway, the other night, this guy popped up. He got this really queer yahoo id, and based on experience, anyone with a preposterous sounding id always turns out to be a creep. Bored with the article that I was trying to finish, I decided to hear what this dork has to say.

For aesthetic purposes, I edited his (caps and punctuations only) without removing any "vital" parts.

Moron: I saw your profile in yahoo 360 and I am interested.

Me: Okay.

Moron: Do you like being worshipped?

Me: Who doesn’t?

Moron: You’re a good writer.

Moron: I read most of your entries.

Moron: Some are great, some are so-so.

Me: Thanks.

Moron: Seems to me that you have some followers. They call you deity.

Me: Not followers. They are my friends.

Moron: They worship you.

Me: They don’t.

Mj: It’s some kind of a personal joke between me and my friends.

Moron: I think you’re suffering from ADD like Paris Hilton.

Mj: You mean Amazingly Deviant Deity???

Moron: That’s very stupid.

Moron: I think you’re a  stupid bitch.

Moron: It’s a waste of time talking to you.

And he has the nerve to tell me that? Ahahahhahaha!!! 

I immediately put him on ignore mode when I noticed that he's typing a message again. Whatever he has to say, he can keep that to himself. I already heard what I wanted to hear.

The following night, I told the BF about the conversation and looked for his profile to show him. However, the profile, *****@yahoo.com, no longer exists. Hmmm....

So much about chatting with anonymous people with "temporary" yahoo id's.

Aaccckkkk!!!!!

I just have to share this beautiful peace I got in my in-box today. 

1. Do Not Interfere In Others' Business Unless Asked.

Most of us create our own problems by interfering too often in others' affairs. We do so because somehow we have convinced ourselves that our way is the best way, our logic is the perfect logic and those who do not conform to our thinking must be criticized and steered to the right direction -- our direction. This thinking denies the existence of individuality and consequently the existence of God. God has created each one of us in a unique way. No two human beings can think or act in exactly the same way. All men or women act the way they do because God within them prompts them that way. There is God to look after everything. Why are you bothered? Mind your own business and you will keep Your peace.

2. Forgive And Forget.

This is the most powerful aid to peace of mind. We often develop ill feelings inside our heart for the person who insults us or harms us. We nurture grievances. This in turn results in loss of sleep, development of stomach ulcers, and high blood pressure. This insult or injury was done once, but nourishing of grievance goes on forever by constantly remembering it. Get over this bad habit. Believe in the justice of God. Let Him judge the act of the one who insulted you. Life is too short to waste in such trifles. Forgive, forget, and march on. Love flourishes in giving and forgiving.

3. Do Not Crave For Recognition.

This world is full of selfish people. They seldom praise anybody Without selfish motives. They may praise you today because you are in power, but no sooner than you are powerless, they will forget your achievement and will start finding faults in you. Why do you wish to kill yourself in striving for their recognition? Why find your value in what other people say about you? Just do your duties ethically and sincerely and leave the rest to God.

4. Do Not Be Jealous.

We all have experienced how jealousy can disturb our peace of mind. You know that you work harder than your colleagues in the office, but sometimes They get promotions; you do not. You started a business several years ago, But you are not as successful as your neighbor whose business is only one Year old. There are several examples like these in everyday life. Should you be jealous? No. Nothing will be gained by blaming others for your misfortune. Jealousy will not get you anywhere; it will only take away your peace of mind. - COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS AND REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE A LOT!

5. Change Yourself According To The Environment.

If you try to change the environment single-handedly, the chances are you will fail. Instead, change yourself to suit your environment. As you do this, even the environment, which has been unfriendly to you, will mysteriously change and seem congenial and harmonious.

6. Endure What Cannot Be Cured.

This is the best way to turn a disadvantage into an advantage. Every day we face numerous inconveniences, ailments, irritations, and accidents that are beyond our control. If we cannot control them or change them, we must learn to put up with these things. We must learn to endure them cheerfully thinking, "God wills it so, so be it." God's plan is beyond our comprehension. Believe in it and you will gain in terms of patience, inner strength and will power.

7. Do Not Bite Off More Than You Can Chew.

This maxim needs to be remembered constantly. We often tend to take more responsibilities than we are capable of carrying out. This is done to satisfy our ego. Know your limitations. Why take on additional loads that may create more worries? You cannot gain peace of mind by expanding your external activities. Reduce your material engagements and spend time in prayer, introspection and meditation. This will reduce those thoughts in your mind that make you restless. Uncluttered mind will produce greater peace of mind.

8. Meditate Regularly.

Meditation calms the mind and gets rid of disturbing thoughts. This is the highest state of peace of mind. Try and experience it yourself. If you meditate earnestly for half an hour everyday, your mind will tend to become peaceful during the remaining twenty-three and half-hours. Your mind will not be easily disturbed as it was before. You would benefit by gradually increasing the period of daily meditation. You may think that this will interfere with your daily work. On the contrary, this will increase your efficiency and you will be able to produce better results in less time.

9. Never Leave The Mind Vacant.

An empty mind is the devil's workshop. All evil actions start in the vacant mind. Keep your mind occupied in something positive, something worthwhile. Actively follow a hobby. Do something that holds your interest. You must decide what you value more: money or peace of mind. Your hobby, like social work or temple work, may not always earn you more money, but you will have a sense of fulfillment and achievement. Even when you are resting physically, occupy yourself in healthy reading or mental chanting of God's name.

10. Do Not Procrastinate And Never Regret.

Do not waste time in protracted wondering "Should I or shouldn't I?" Days, weeks, months, and years may be wasted in that futile mental debating. You can never plan enough because you can never anticipate all future happenings. Always remember, God has His own plan, too for you. Value your time and do the things that need to be done. It does not matter if you fail the first time. You can learn from your mistakes and succeed the next time. Sitting back and worrying will lead to nothing. Learn from your mistakes, but do not brood over the past. Do not regret. Whatever happened was destined to happen only that way. Take it as the Will of God. You do not have the power to alter the course of God's Will. Why cry over spilt milk?


May God help you remain at peace with yourself and the world around you!

And I will always treasure the few ones who are always there- never washed away by the tides of time- staying, culminating their presence in my life and mine in theirs.

Come on give me a break here. I know that from time immemorial because of the fact that women are left alone with other women in the caves while their partners are busy hunting, they (the women) are bound to talk to one another as a means of bonding. I already wrote about this in my Men and Women  Talk Series. And if you are so curious to find out, go over my archive. I am just too lazy to post a link here. Heh!

Okay fine, bonding. There, a formidable reason why women talk a lot. It's their way of unleashing the everyday's burden, among other things. Bla bla bla. But really when women get together and start backstabbing another specie, that, is called gossiping!

I once read that "minding your own business... includes [avoiding] eavesdropping, gossiping, talking behind other people's backs, and analyzing or trying to figure out other people." I forgot who said that. These words ring true as I grew up always hearing my father admonishing mother to stay away from gossip mongers; that there's nothing positive one can benefit from gossiping, only enemies. Very true!

What do we gain from talking behind someone's else back? Nothing. A minute of pleasure of bonding? Arrgghhh!!! I am not preaching. I won't go in there. It's just that. I dunno. I guess some words are better left unsaid. Hmp!

So what the heck am I trying to mumble here? Nothing. Go ahead and mind your own business and stay away from gossiping. It's bad! Very bad! Very very bad!

Awwwwww, is it true that for Brangelina's baby to appear in a magazine, the publishers had to shell out 10 Million US Dollar megabucks? Oh yes, people! Pink is the New Blog got the juicy stuff. Go and read it later on after you gawk on these really lips-licious photos of Shiloh Nouvel, the hottest infant in town.

Look at that fab family. I'll just imagine am the one looking lovingly at Brad. Huh!

On another note, oh well, I guess there's no stopping of the FIFA fever these days. Just a day ago, I saw these cutesy Let's Go Korea red shirts sold like veggies in every corner of Seoul.

I wonder whether I should start wearing one with matching Devil horn headband. Yes! I should wear this while teaching. Am pretty sure my students will love me even more. Perhaps my bosses will give me a raise?