The Wandering Deity's World

Have you ever experienced getting annoyed to your ass, you want to spend the rest of your breathing hours plotting little evil ways of getting even? Well, scheme no more, for here are some of the great things you can do to totally ruin someone else's day.

I am planning to do them... one at a time... Hahahaha.

1. Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."

2. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")

3. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

4. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."

5. Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.

6. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

7. Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.

10. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance

11. Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads.

12. Lie to your therapist.

13. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

14. On the public bus, keep asking the driver nervously, "are we there yet?"

15. Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.

16. Repeat everything someone says as a question.

17. Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.

18. Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.

19. Throw newspapers back at paperboys.

20. When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card. (This works best if there's a line.)

21. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."

22. When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."

If and when you were done doing these stuff and you're still alive, consider yourself lucky. Trust me, no one would dare annoy you ever...

Goodluck!

*source - getannoyed.com