08/11/2007
The Teacher Wears That-Can't-Be-Named
Yesterday, I noticed the students fall into deathly mutterings whenever I write something on the whiteboard. The Elite class (they are smart-asses for a reason, believe me) are not usually like that : me turning around means the chance to check the celphones; another turn on the Rubik's cube; finish the homework, etcetera.
However, today for no apparent reason at all, they were very animated with their convos. I caught glimpses of the murmurings.
She is not... She is!... Can you see it?... Can't!... Can you?... Gross!... Why don't you ask her?... I don't want to... You do it... Shhh, she's done writing...
*Silence*
Me: Okay, so what is going on here?
Sara: Teacher, Diane has a question.
(Because Diane is the youngest, she's always obliged to speak for the whole group, especially if it's one of them really important issues, that has to be discussed with Teacher.)
Me: Yes, Diane?
Diane: Teacher... teacher... you not angry?
Me: Why? What have you done this time?
Diane: Nothing!
Me: So what is the problem?
Diane: Teacher, you wearing white pants.
Me: Of course! It's summer!
Diane: But teacher you no panties!
At this point, I noticed everyone suppressing everything: from laughing to giggling to burfing to farting. Each was hanging on to what I was gonna say next.
Me: What? What did you say Diane?
Diane: You no panty?
Me: Of course I am wearing one but you can't see it because it's a thong!
Diane: What's a thong?
Me: You know, this is so absurd. Do you have any better questions Diane?
Diane: Teacher you sure you wear panty?
Me: (Already plotting a glamorous way of getting rid of this arrogant elf) Of course, I am! You want to see them?
Class: (Shrieking at the same time) Nooooooooooooo!!! Please, please teacher nooooo!!! She's so gross! Teacher's bad! Bad teacher!
Me: That's it! Diane, you stay after the class! I'm going to call your mom!
Diane: (Giving me her sweetest devil-ish grin) Teacher, you like chocolate? I give you Hersheys!
Of course, teacher was pacified and ate all Diane's Hersheys. Class was dismissed with them still wondering what a thong is. Poor little kids. I'm going to bring my green one to show them this Monday. Yay!
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Admit it you forgot to wear one. Bad teacher. Bad.
Posted by: Erik | 08/11/2007
Erikkkk!!! I'm online in yahoo. We talk there :)
Posted by: deity | 08/11/2007
hahahaha :D you made my day ! :)
sorry darling if I missed you lately on msn... my computer is crashing all the time... bad bad bad computer ! I hate it when it does that :( so I'm giving up... I barely spend time online... but I'll be back ! ;)
Love you and thinking about you !
Alice x
PS: btw, I wish I had a teacher like you when I was young ... alas i had NUNS ... not THAT fun, let me tell you ! :)
Posted by: Ally | 08/12/2007
it's okay ally. i understand. just buzz when you're online. i may not be visible but am just lurking around:)
we had nuns in grade school for the Sunday Catechism class and i never paid attention to the lesson. i was busy redesigning their habit in my head.
i guess this is karma, huh?
Posted by: deity | 08/12/2007
hahahahahahahahahaha... i couldnt help but roll ovr laughng. Thank you for the whole laugh, I needed it.
Love
G
Posted by: g | 08/13/2007
can i sit in your class?
Posted by: Rhey | 08/13/2007
G, I thought you're having a blast:)
Rhey, you're welcome anytime.
Guys, were you able to meet up before the great G left for the US of A?
Posted by: deity | 08/13/2007
nope. G was busy i guess. :)
Posted by: Rhey | 08/13/2007
Hmmmm, if I were a student in your class, I would have told Diane to shut-up, gave her something to bribe her, than would have asked you if I could change seats to the front "me got bad eyesight you know"..than, I would sit there staring, and dreaming..but, thats just me.....need another perv in your class LOL.....
Posted by: Robbie | 08/14/2007
Rhey, that's too bad. I thought you guys were able to enjoy some caffeine before G left for the US. Oh well, at least there's a chance WE are gonna meet up. You'll come here. Yes?
Rob, sure you can sit in the front but that's no guarantee you won't be thrown out of the window if you start acting really strange. LOL!
Posted by: deity | 08/14/2007
Lol. I wsih I was in your class. Lucky you dont teach matric ;)
Posted by: dave | 08/20/2007
Bad Dave bad! What's matric? LOl!
Posted by: deity | 08/20/2007
that's it. deity is the official LOLteacher. and you know what will make things really perfect? deity with a bunch of these LOLcatz.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/
where were teachers like you when i was a kid?
Posted by: JB | 09/04/2007
ha ha ha. very funny jb. gawd, i feel so blest for not having you as one of my students before. i was indeed spared. ha!
Posted by: deity | 09/04/2007
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